For the vegetarians

For our vegetarian visitors, a salad recipe:

1. Chop up some carrots.
2. Add a cucumber.
3. Mix in an ear or two of corn.
4. Throw in your favorite vegetables.
5. Toss with olive oil.
6. Carefully place the salad on the stomach of your favorite Asian or Indian or Blond.
7. If you’re feeling adventurous, toss the salad.
8. Bon Appetit.